Christmas

Christmas Jell-O

IT JUST WOULDN'T be Christmas without Jell-O. Holiday traditions are built around this concoction of sweeteners, dyes, and stuff that hardens like amber to preserve the items that are lovingly placed in it. The lunch ladies at St. Raphael’s Elementary School were masters of suspending the four food groups in Jell-O. Carrots were an odd and particular...

Hating the Whos

THIS IS THE TALE of the holiday letter and the handgun, with the legend of the discarded tree and the decapitated other tree tossed in. For unimportant reasons, it wasn't until the morning of Jan. 6 that I sat down by the roaring fireplace to write my annual holiday letter. Let's call it an early valentine...